Total Medals Earned: 720 (From 121 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,120 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Be a perfect survivor!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (60/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Medals Earned: 8/8 (345/345 points)
Get a score of 10,000.
Get a devastating laser status.
Get the maximum multiplier of 25.
Get the maximum amount of extra lifes.
Get a score of 25,000.
Get a score of 50,000.
Attain the highest rank.
Beat the final level.
Medals Earned: 14/17 (400/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 7/15 (40/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Submit your score.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (80/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Burn down all the houses.
Medals Earned: 6/18 (65/465 points)
Send an enemy hurtling down a pit
Complete Adventurer's Training and go forth into Talesworth
Complete 4 forest rooms with a Gold score
Complete a room with less tools than Gold requires
Obtain the Ebon Horn artifact from the Forest
Complete all the forest rooms with a Gold score
Obtain the Ivory Tooth artifact from the Mountains
Complete 4 mountain rooms with a Gold score
Collect 17 gems
Obtain the Diamond artifact from the Caves
Complete 4 cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the Bonus Rooms
Collect all 34 gems
Complete all the cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the mountain rooms with a Gold score
Destroy Boneyard, make Questy rich, and save Talesworth!
Complete 4 catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.